I had to change the train in Frankfurt and I was controlled twice.I showed my ticket and they told

me I must sign on the backside.

My neighbour is a nice lady with beautiful hairs

and when I go on holiday she looks for my houseplants.

In the evenings I often hear music and at the

weekends I drive with my bicycle in summer

and I drive  ski in winter. I am also a good cooker.

If you can't see why these things are funny ,

it might be a good idea to talk to us at the

British Institute.