Why do they laugh when I say things like this ?
I had to change the train in Frankfurt and I was controlled twice.I showed my ticket and they told
me I must sign on the backside.
My neighbour is a nice lady with beautiful hairs
and when I go on holiday she looks for my houseplants.
In the evenings I often hear music and at the
weekends I drive with my bicycle in summer
and I drive ski in winter. I am also a good cooker.
If you can't see why these things are funny ,
it might be a good idea to talk to us at the